1- India is Yesland, like in the movie YesMan, unless you say No Problem, you shouldn't say No

2- But, when it's not allowed, it's not allowed. The law is the law, so NO!

3- Either you say Yes or No, or maybe, always shake your head,

4- If you are a driver, use all the space you can use and honk all the time, that is the only rule.

5- If you don't drive but walk, cross wherever you want whenever you want, don't be afraid for your life.

6- If you go to the restaurant and see a lot of choices on the menu, don't feel lost; order anything with masala, or tikka, you won't regret. You just have to like spicy food, miam!

7- When you see a queue, don't waste your time, just go directly to the first place.

8- Be patient! Take your time, no rush!

9- Learn how to say "How much" = Kitna ka hé

10- Smile! and enjoy the Indian way of life!